Score: 7

"nice"

submission: Stupid Airlines

date: July 21, 2008

That was pretty funny and random. What's the jazz song at the end called? I really enjoyed that.

Score: 7

"PRIME!!"

submission: Blamformers!

date: June 12, 2008

PRIME!!!!

Score: 10

"Das ist gut"

submission: Sonny

date: January 16, 2008

Well i beat it, but it wasn't easy. I got stuck on the last boss for the longest time and could not freakin beat him because I'd keep running out of focus and my stupid AI partner would never cast that focus regen ability. I was ready to write an angry review yelling at you to let me control the god damn AI or do something to make it smarter ;) but in the end i figured it out.
I played with a destroyer and specced him to have points up until sunder in the physical damage tree, 1 point in aggression, 3 points in heroic motivation, and one point in blood focus and blood strike. Having endless health and focus made it possible to beat the last boss.
Overall it was a fantastic flash game, and my only real problem with it was when it ended. Moar plz!

Score: 9

"ffffffffuck"

submission: Awesome the Hedgehog

date: August 22, 2007

fffffffffuck.

Score: 9

"magically delicious"

submission: Red Riding Hood

date: January 23, 2007

The only person who doesn't deserve to die in this version of Red Riding Hood is the mother. I mean comon, the hunter is a moron for going after the wolf instead of warning red riding hood to go back and red riding hood is stupid beyond all reason for not noticing her mother was a wolf upon first walking into the house.

I liked this version though, you actually took a story that everybody hears from a very young age, has probably heard every possible version and were able to create an atmosphere of suspense. I also like how you took a usually sugar coated children's tale and made it wonderfully gruesome.

Other versions include wolf eats red riding hood and granny but hunter disembowels wolf and they pop out unscathed, wolf eats all, hunter kills wolf before eating red riding hood but granny/mother dies. Red riding hood is brain dead in all versions mind you.

I think you should consider rewriting some aesop's fables with twisted morals and macabre plotlines.

Score: 7

"summer camp sucks"

submission: Summer Camp: Episode 1

date: January 20, 2007

I thought it was a very entertaining for a flash cartoon. Some of the characters, especially the councellor from cabin 5 remind me of people i've actually met. The only thing that I found kind of weird is that those kids seemed a little old to be going to camp as campers. By the time you're 16 they usually have some C.I.T. program if you're even still at camp.

The lip synching animation was little off with the voice over too. Over all though it was funny and pretty well done. The Time Travelling bears song is awesome. lol

Score: 8

"pwr overwhelming"

submission: StarCraft: Alliance

date: July 6, 2006

Man i love starcraft. It's probably one of my favourite games of all time and one of the best games of its time. I suppose you enjoyed it as well or else you wouldn't have made this movie...

The graphics were great, you obviously took a lot of time designing the ships and characters to look exactly like they're supposed to. The level of detail was impressive too.

I can't wait to see what you do with the next one and hopefully you'll introduce some of the other units into the storyline too. An archon would be cool..Terrans 4 life!

Score: 10

"bounce"

submission: Johnny Rocketfingers 2

date: May 3, 2006

Sick flash, really loved the style. Gotta know...where did you get the music for the instructions part? You know..'Meet Johnny Rocketfingers' Loved it

Score: 7

"touchups"

submission: Moroni's March

date: April 9, 2006

This game has a lot of potential if you worked out some of the bugs and interface issues. A few suggestions to improve on are to allow u to drag the screen just by clicking on it without selecting that hand tool. A few more hotkeys would be nice, like getting them to move once you stop them and maybe a dig sideways. Having to pay to make ur peasants move once you've stopped them is also kind of annoying so by having a move button it would make the gameplay a lot smoother. An option to make ur troops turn around wouuld also be nice. Some of the bugs i encountered were that sometimes i'd click on a troop and spend money to build/dig or train, but the ability didn't actually activate and i still lost the money. A possibly related bug is that when i clicked bomb arrow troops in skills, it would subtract the money before i selected a troop so i couldnt train but when i returned to the skills menu i regained the money. Also when building on the first lvl, sometimes my troops fell through the ground.
There are some other issues there but if u managed to work out the bugs and add a few more keys to the interface you'd have a very fun and entertaining game.

Score: 7

"peze vengi"

submission: Swiss Goat

date: March 24, 2006

The animation was good and it looked pretty, but it moved along rather slowly. Oh and the music u picked is called Zorba the Greek. It's from Greece and is meant to be used in a Greek context, not Swiss. The Swiss are all about their alpen horns and yodeling like those crazy Austrians. Although if someone didnt know that i guess it would sound appropriate