Payotee's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Kendo Rage Outtakes]

not by any standard

I'm sorry man but that was pretty bad. It wasn't all that funny either. It lagged on and I was bored by the end waiting for the punch line that turned out not to be funny. The graphics were pretty horrible too. I mean if you're going to make a sprite film at least try to do something interesting with them instead of just having them move across the screen with the exact same backround. Also, that kendo chick or whatever she's supposed to be looked like she was river dancing or something when she ran. If you ever plan on making more flash, try to do a MUCH better job. Also, i know your replies to reviews get extremely long winded which makes me wonder if you put more effort into worrying about what people think than the actual project itself.

[Stick Vs Human 2]

don't fuck with twiggy guys

That was great. It's the first time I've ever seen a flash done like that. Like one of the guys before me said, the only thing i could really think of to improve this flash is to improve the video and sound quality. Other than that, bloody brilliant.

[Marios Mushrooms]

hehhh dude, pass the flower

Ehehe that was pretty funny. I'm sure everyone's thought of Mario taking mushrooms, you're the first person I've seen to actually make an entertaining flash out of the idea. Come to think of it, Super Mario has sooo many drug allusions in it. A little dude in a red hat goes around eating flowers, mushrooms, and stars? hmmm, interesting. The drawing was really good, I liked the whole look you gave him, it was pretty original. The only thing I'd say was a bit of a problem was the smoothness. The animation at times seemed a little jolty. I'm guessing that's maybe because this is frame by frame animation although i have no idea how to make flash so i could be totally off. Gotta love the mario theme music! All in all, good job.

Nick-1 responds:

haha man!,

thanks for the great feedback!, yea, the part where he jumped and hit the '?' brick was fbf, and was quite poorly done.
Thanks! :D
.:'':.Nick Candy

[He's a nazi!]

damn song is stuck in my head

Man that was incredible! I saw this thing before although it wasn't on newgrounds and i was practically convulsing with laughter. How the hell did you make this? Did you take samples of his radio show and put them in order? It must have taken weeks to splice up all the words and find all the right ones. Also, how did you get him to sound like he was singing at certain points? The graphics were decent but definatly not the strength of this submission, maybe a little more attention to detail could have been payed in that area but it's hardly necessary.
I thought it was very well done and it was extremely funny as well. I appreciate good political humour no matter who it's directed at. I think a few people who like what this bigoted pig has to say were offended by what you did...hence the very emotional reaction.

[Magical Trevor]

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catchy

[ELEPHANT: episode 1]

3letteracronym

That was awesome. The whole thing seemed like it was in some kind of crazy dream state with pool balls. Maybe there's some kind of abstract, symbolic meaning but it's hard to tell what it is. It was almost like a hallucination...good stuff.

[CI: Unregulated]

oooo, aaaa

Holy fuck. That was freaking awesome. The space-scape was just beautiful and the ship graphics were unbelievably intricate and detailed. But the real gem of this flash is the sound. The sound effects blew my mind. The sound the fighters made when charging up, the minigun on the cruiser, the explosions, they were crisp and clear and were just fucking sweet. The music was perfect as well. When i listen to psy trance that's the kind of scene i think of, in deep space somewhere travelling through a psychedelic vortex or space ships in devastating combat. This flash is like brain candy all wrapped up in gorgeous visuals and sounds that make my ears happy.

McFretN responds:

Wonderful! :)

[Verbal Street]

more flower, less power

Im noticing now how when i read the reviews, i always look at how many people this review helped and tend to read the ones that got 0/# since they were bad or inappropriate. Even so, they're the most eye catching. FUCK THIS FLASH AND THE CRAPPY POINTLESS ANIMATION THAT MADE NO SENSE WHATSOEVER!

No im kidding. I actually enjoyed this flash. The 3d panning effects on the cityscape were really cool and the animation was really smooth. The only thing that seemed a little strange were the contrasting styles between the people and the scenery. The intro was pretty original too. All in all, good job.

[Menya zovut Shnur]

Otlichnaya

Mnye ochen nravitsa eta flash. Ok my russian sucks but this flash sure doesnt. The animation was liquid and just flowed beautifully which is something you don't see too often with this medium. The scenes were very detailed and i thought the ariel views when they were dropping the pamphlets were spectacular.
The music and lyrics were good too although all i could really understand was menya zovut shnur which means my name is shnur... The song kind of sounded like Sean Paul - shake that thing during the chorus where the fascist dictator guy keeps saying menya zovut shnur. Putting this flash in context, even without being able to understand what the guy is saying, im guessing it's some sort of commentary on the political environment in russia what with there still being conscription and the war in chechnya which requires a lot of young men to go fight in one of the world's most brutal conflicts. I might be off the mark entirely but that's kind of what i interpreted.

[HarryPotter:VodkaFountain]

nice

It was pretty funny but i especially like the live F-zero cover as soundtrack.